May I help you?
I'm just browsing, thanks. You sure got a lotta junk in here.
Junk? I see no junk. This is all merchandise.
And it's all for sale?
Everything you see. Some of it may need a little work.
Don't we all.
Yes, but that's who we are.
Makes no sense to pretend otherwise.
Not that we don't try.
We do, don't we.
All the time.