Yes sir, what can I do for you?
I need a new ride. Mine died.
You're in luck. Take a look at this baby. Just got it off the back of a truck; I mean in a trade-in! It's the perfect P.H.T.D.
What?
Post-Human Transportation Device.
Huh?
You heard me. it's a known fact. We are evolving as a species. I recommend being prepared.
Evolving into what?
Dunno, but not in a good way. Take a look around. A lower form of life, way it's looking.
But this thing? It doesn't exactly look safe.
That's it! It's perfect for the coming post-human world!
So it'll get me where I need to go?
As is? Not a chance! You'll need armor plating; bullet-proof glass; a particle beam disintegrator; that's for starters. I can get all that for you at a discount, if we do it today.
So this new world. They won't be enforcing traffic and safety laws?
No law; no order; no social norms. Total anarchy! Where the weak are killed and eaten!
Gee. But I'm not sure about the color.
I'll paint it! So it'll match your baby blue eyes!
The wife will like that, right?
She'll love it!
Ok, I'll take it.
Great! Go see Guido over there. I recommend you let him see your hands at all times.