What are you reading, Stanley?
Oh, hi, Edna. Our beloved leader has suddenly discovered a grave threat to national security and the very existence of our nation!
Really? What's that?
It's the commies!
Now? Where have they been these last several years?
He apparently believes they've been hiding in the Reflecting Pool all this time! Can you believe it? What a genius!
Algae Qaeda, eh?
Who woulda thought?