Hello, madam.How are you today?
Fine. Whaddya want?
We are here to make sure you are satisfied with your new wallpaper.
I don't know. There's something about the place that don't seem the same.
What exactly is that?
Take a look.
Ok. Um. . . where are the walls?
I was about to ask you that question.They seem to have disappeared, along with the wallpaper.
Yes, well, ah, might we suggest a slight, ah, reduction of your bill.
Good idea.
In fact, maybe we should just forget that we ever met.
Deal.