Is Monsieur dining with us tonight?
Oui, Marcel. You may prepare my usual table, s'il vous plait.
Very good, sir. Would you care for an apéritif?
Oui. And a cuban cigar.
And for dinner, sir?
I'll be having a whole hog, thank you.
Roasted? Or broiled, with pecans, perhaps?
No just bring me the hog and a butcher knife. I'll take care of the rest.
Very good, sir. I'll have one brought around.
And a bucket. A big bucket.
As you wish, Monsieur.
You might want to tarp the area too. This will be somewhat. . . messy.
I shall see to it immediately, Monsieur.