Good morning, Herr Doktor.
Ah, there you are my boy. Just sit here if you please.
What's going on, Doktor?
It's my new experiment involving moose as crash-test dummies. Groundbreaking, eh?
You said, moose?
Now just sit still while I strap you in. Impact velocity will be somewhat extreme.
Impact? But where's the moose?
Oh, he's right over there. That's what you'll be crashing into. Now I suggest you close your eyes.
Wait! If he's the crash-test dummy, what am I?
Expendable I'm afraid. I love science!