good morning, herr doktor.
ah, my boy! I have news!
what now, doktor?
with my new discovery, I will completely overtake the field of entomology!
wow. that's great!
ha ha! those cretinous insect nerds will bow before me now! the only problem is that I have a deathly fear of spiders.
uh, doktor. spiders are not insects.
what? excellent! world domination is ensured!
such. . . humility.
indeed! another example of my perfection!