slave! I need a photo op!
yes lord ba'al. where would you like it?
I'm thinking in front of that church over there.
that church? but there's, uh, hundreds of people in the street between here and there.
well get rid of them! do I need to do everything around here?
no lord. I will take care of it.
use force! I want total domination! you hear?
loud and clear, lord.
and bring that book people like.
which one, lord?
you know, the judeo-christian whatever-it's-called.
the bible?
that. bring it. I'll pretend to know what it is.
certainly.
how's my hair?
well, uh, you've lost most of it. . .
not that you idiot! my public hair!
it's fine, lord! the best!
not too windy today?
you'll be safe, lord.
keep the helicopters away until I'm done.
of course, lord.
after that, do whatever. I don't care.
that's. . . obvious, lord.