Prototype v.1.0.0
Originally this was the template for a prototype android known as v.1.0.0. Although superficially convincing and loaded with extensive data banks, the Far East manufacturers were criticised for skimping on the oral function after it was found that the English-speaking models communicated haltingly and frequently confused one vowel sound for another. The prototype was never put into production because the U.S. importers claimed their customer base would be unable to understand the android's vocal rhythm and tonality. Only later was it discovered that the separate speech-mode disk drive was in fact a faithful reproduction of the late Brian Sewell's strangulated oral delivery. By then of course the project had foundered for want of investment and the few remaining demonstration models are stored flat in secure warehouses as this prevents accidental broadcasts from the units which remain functional.
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Taken on Thursday October 29, 2015
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Posted on Sunday November 3, 2024
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John FitzGerald said:
The Limbo Connection replied to John FitzGerald:
Thanks once again for extending my knowledge and indulging my wilder flights of fancy. I'm guessing you were once a teacher of the highest calibre. Maybe you met my old careers adviser.
Ingo Krehl said:
John FitzGerald replied to The Limbo Connection:
The Limbo Connection replied to John FitzGerald:
I didn’t know you had to believe in a Deity to become a minister of religion; I feel sure many clerics do not actually believe. Their occupation or vocation (you choose) is akin to acting on the stage or being a politician. It can be hard to tell them apart. That is why they dress distinctively. It’s not just that they want us to salute and defer to them (although they crave this most of all); it is so that we actually can tell what they are.
John FitzGerald replied to The Limbo Connection: