Today was really a crappy day: I had the privilege of running into at least two major assholes. Assholes are a pest in this world and should be prohibited by law. At first, someone coerced me on the highway. There's always a little congestion at the end of the highway when going towards downtown Munich. Two lanes narrow down to one. According to a law that was passed some two years ago, you have to let cars move over, one by one. That means, if you're on the left lane, every other car on the right lane must make way to let another one in. Not so this asshole: Apparently he has a contract on the road that got shipped with the car. So I honked the horn. No reaction. I rolled down the window and yelled to wake up, fucking bumfuck. He signals something to get in line after him. Alright, Mister, you picked the wrong guy!

So we get on the inner city beltway, and all of a sudden he drops the pedal as if in a rush or something. Nice thing, he had to go the same way as I, so I followed him and confronted him at the next red traffic light. Shut down my car, while the light was red, stepped over to his car and swung the door open in one swift swoop and kind of barked at him, whether his driving license came with his pension cheque (kind of an older guy,what else is new...?). Ha! You could tell, he wasn't expecting THAT! (well, strictly speaking, this action of mine isn't all kosher, either and might even be interpreted as invading someone's privacy, but so what).

And tonight, I had the farmer barking at me for - get this! - riding my bike over a mown meadow and carefully making sure I wasn't messing up the little stacks of hay. But the guy was fat and slow, and I just barked back at him and took chances. I wouldn't have run, though, as pumped as I was. Would have been the perfect way of venting the morning fucker.

Is it that people have become this way in this country, or is it just me, having failed to see things this way before? Whatever the reason, I swear, sooner or later someone's gonna taste a mouthful of blood - and it sure as hell ain't gonna be mine! HARRRRRR (Tim Allen-like ;-))

P.S.: Yes, Sherry - purple face time... LOL

P.P.S.: However, I managed to get some nice images, too, later on. So the day wasn't all wasted.