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A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. “Never leave that till tomorrow”, he said, “Which you could do today.” This is the man who discovered electricity. You’d think more of us would listen to what he had to say. I don’t kno…
16 years ago / 2 777 visits / 2 comments / 1 person likes
"After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean possession and company doesn't mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats wi…
16 years ago / 1 127 visits / 1 comment / 2 people like
Un ENORME merci a toutes et a tous d'avoir pris du temps sur leurs plannings chargés pour me souhaiter un JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE .... cela me touche beaucoup !!!!!! ***** A HUGE thank you to all those who have taken time out of their busy schedules to wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... I'm very t…
16 years ago / 1 701 visits / 1 comment
Je n’y avais jamais pensé. Et vous? Avez-vous déjà remarqué les jeunes filles qui posent leurs sacs à mains sur le sol des toilettes au restaurant – et qui lorsqu’elles retournent à leur table le posent sur la table - Ca arrive souvent ! Ce n’est pas toujours « la cuisine du restaurant » qui rend…
16 years ago / 984 visits / 1 person likes
One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, 'Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.' Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!' said Rosita. Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu…
16 years ago / 1 765 visits
Un type marié revient d'un voyage d'affaires en Chine où il a pris du bon temps avec quelques jolis yeux bridés. Seulement, quand il revient, il se rend compte que son truc est tout vert. Il cache d'abord la chose à sa femme tant bien que mal et s'en va voir un docteur. - Ha ha... on a été en Ch…
17 years ago / 1 487 visits / 2 comments
Avant le mariage Elle : Salut ! Lui : Ah, depuis le temps que j'attends ça ! Elle : Tu veux que je parte ? Lui : NON. Je n'ose même pas y penser Elle : Tu m'aimes ? Lui : Bien sûr ! Enormément ! Elle : Tu m'as déjà trompée ? Lui : NON ! Pourquoi demandes-tu ça ? Elle : Tu veux m'em…
17 years ago / 3 055 visits / 2 comments
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17 years ago / 1 585 visits
On a demandé au Dalai Lama. « Qu'est ce qui vous surprend le plus dans l'humanité ? » Il a répondu : « Les hommes ». Parce qu'ils perdent la santé pour accumuler de l'argent Ensuite ils perdent de l'argent pour retrouver la santé. Et à penser anxieusement au futur, ils oublient le pré…
17 years ago / 4 253 visits
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as…
17 years ago / 1 193 visits / 1 comment / 1 person likes
Seadragon ... Seadragon Seadragon is an incubation project resulting from the acquisition of Seadragon Software in February. Its aim is nothing less than to change the way we use screens, from wall-sized displays to mobile devices, so that visual information can be smoothly browsed regardless o…
17 years ago / 1 986 visits
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you suppose to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go off and a whil…
17 years ago / 1 252 visits
URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!)
17 years ago / 1 173 visits / 4 comments
Dedicated to my friend Pippina ...
17 years ago / 1 552 visits / 2 comments / 1 person likes
~ BMW came out with this first advertisement ~ ~ Then Audi retaliated ~ ~ Then Subaru came back with another retaliation ~ ~ And finally the most class of all Bentley ~
17 years ago / 1 076 visits / 1 comment