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pragmatical household advices during summertime - part I

not every fruit is one you love to touch or even eat ! for example is biting on fur or swallowing hair something most people hate. but then what can you do when you want to eat a kiwi ? hot wax treatments are highly recommended. the wax shouldn't be too hot, as you would end up with kiwi jam ! then you shouldn't wax them for too long, as the vitamins would flee for sure. but then who cares about vitamins ?

you can also help yourself if you love the taste of peaches, but you can't stand the hairy outside ! just shave them and tataaa you end up having nectarines. you'll never have to buy nectarines again !

don't throw the hair you gained away. glue them on your frog and make it a guineapig ! the kids will love it...

please share your knowledge about clever contemporary householding with us !

19 comments

mo | replied to :

well i don't care to much about too hairy stuff ! : )
17 years ago

Iljuschin said:

*brüll*
17 years ago ( translate )

mo | replied to Iljuschin:

i say kiwi, you say what, i say peaches, you say what you want ?
17 years ago

limone replied to :

... und schmutziges geschirr vergammelt nicht, wenn man es ins gefrierfach tut. :-)
17 years ago ( translate )

Iljuschin replied to :

Once a lifetime, twice a day, If you don´t work you get no pay!
I been to the east, I been to the west,
But the fruits I like best are the ones undressed!
17 years ago

mo | said:

@ gabi: so how should i eat them then, gabi ? with their hairy fur around, eeek ! tell me !!!

do you suggest to leave ice cubes outside during wintertime ? and during the hot summer days just join the ice cubes in the freezer ? yes this makes sense : )))

@ olivia: brilliant idea ! but during summer time there won't be much space left as i'm already sitting in the freeze together with the ice cubes ! gosh, what then ?
17 years ago

limone replied to mo |:

with a spoon, mo, with a spoon. :-D
(and I third "brüll")
17 years ago

limone replied to mo |:

get another freezer for the dishes. you can spare the dishwasher then. ;-)
17 years ago

mo | replied to :

some questions: do kiwis taste yummi when eaten together with spoons ? how do spoons taste anyway ? would you recommend silver spoons, the ones made out of plastic or the ones made out of steel ? don't know about my teeth then...
17 years ago

mo | replied to :

right gabi ! you had the same idea like me : furry fuzzy animals are so much fun, much more than furry fruits ey ?
17 years ago

mo | replied to :

Well
hello Iljuschin
what's your bean?
I stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' green !
: p
17 years ago

limone replied to :

they will probably get scared, mutate into a kiwi bird and fly away:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

;-)
17 years ago

limone replied to :

spoons taste pretty neutral - I would recommend a sharp one, and silver for vampyre kiwis. you never know when they bite back. ;-)
17 years ago

mo | replied to :

could be a financial overload... and i totally forgot that i can't join the icecubes in the freezer as i can't stand these temperatures ! maybe if i let the kiwis join the icecubes then afterwards i could maybe peel the fur off of the kiwis ?
17 years ago

limone replied to :

you can trade the dishwasher for a freezer. who needs a dishwasher anyway? :-D
17 years ago