Once upon a time, not too long ago, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. Well one evening she went for a walk in her jolly little village on the edge of the forest.

As she skipped down the street she came to a bar with 3 doors, one marked "Public", one marked "Private" and one marked "Saloon".

She walked through the closest door, the one marked "Public" looked around and said; "Oh no, this room is far too big and there are far far too many people!" and she went back out.

She walked through the next door, marked "Private" looked around again and said; "Oh, this room is far too small and there are far far too few people!" and she went back out.

She walked through the last door, marked "Saloon" looked around again, then looked around again and said; "Oh, this room is just right and there are just the right number of people!" and she stayed.

In the saloon bar she found 3 empty stools. She tried the first one and said, and said... ah heck, you know the rest.

Sitting on the just right stool she saw three beers in front of her. She drank the first beer and said: "Oh no that beer was too small!"

So she drank the second beer and said: "Hum, that beer was far far too large."

Then she drank the last beer and said: Burp, excuse me", laid her head upon the bar and slept happily, if not ever after at least until the bar closed.

THE END