I wrecked the pan, and was scolded for wrecking pans so much last month I bought a portable electric water kettle, now I need to find a solution for popping corn, The wreckage was dark residue from burnt pop corn, the person who complains ran off with the original popper pan and like a faery thinks some magic dust made it hers? It'll get worse, that is why I try to stay off the stove, eek.

lucky for you, I do not have this luxury, anything that happens in the kitchen is taken up by a review board immeadiately, this leads to much subterranian mischief,.... microwaves are not my thing, I will not bother with them, not even to heat a glass of water, I used to nuke my food but found it murdered it and everything in the vicinity.

the insurgence in the kitchen I speak of began in 2004, I've had separate facillities since 1984 in any case some of the things I've made, pizzas turned into ash trays, I'm afraid of my kitchen it is a chemical dump for photography,... perhaps heath kick, lose the oven mentality and eat only fresh and raw foods, this is a dream of mine.

Farming in the United states dissapeared during the dust bowl, 1930's when corporate farms began, now there's a post revolutionary hippy movement to grow organic on small farms, but it's really a huge lie, as soon as they can the organic people go public and as soon as the little hippy dippy store becomes a franchise, in come the lies and corner cutters, out to squeeze every possible penny( I went to super target looking for a lemon squeezer, yeah I know it sounds like a blues song, there is one avalable but it cost ten dollars and is made in china out of moltent lead and yellow paint I didn't buy it, but I kinda secretly want one anyway,... everything I want is made in china), I mean Look at the guitar I bought,... it's made in the usa but the wood isn't. The wood comes from the rain forests of south america. So every note I play sounds like the suffocation of future generations.... With no rain forest, no oxygen,...seems like I may be leaning on the green side of politics but I'd just assune hug a land mine as hug a tree,... at least the gibson sounds like an electric land mine. Would this be a good name for the band? The electric landmine?

There's more movements toward farmers markets in the states, I'm sure there is a huge backlash against giant corporate processed foods in the states,...
How about, The electric landmine presents levitating toad? Too many syllables though. Toad would be a good name on it's own. Towed. Toe'd but there are too many ways to spell it. Finacially successful bands have simple names, Kiss, is successful, Vandergraff generator isn't.

seriously doubt I'll start a band, too many turds.

how about a drum machine?