There are certainly beers on the market that are made for people who dislike beer.

Likewise on the non-alcoholic beer market.

I bought this non- or low-alcoholic beer because I have been a fan of the real Kronenbourg beer. But this stuff didn't taste like beer at all. Yecch.

I had neglected to read the small print near the top of the neck: "Flavoured wheat beer."

Did I already say "Yechh"?

It tastes like someone poured a citrussy soda-pop into a poor beer and added one of those slimy-aftertaste non-sugar sweeteners.

Say it with me. Yechh.

And cloudy to boot.