I'll be leading a walk round and through Oxford on the 28th. I'll arrange a slight diversion through the Covered Market and if I can, will get a couple of pork pies.

There was an old man called Howard,
Who certainly wasn't a coward.
He spied some pork pies
Of magnificent size
And pretty soon had them devoured

Not so much of the old, if you please.

There was a young man of Yore,
Who liked to go off and explore.
He kept his slim figure
And climbed hills with vigour.
He's still going strong past three score.

Bendy.

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"Topping", as they used to say.

New one on me. I thought you were referring to your flexibility.

I'm never going to earn a living as a contortionist or even a gymnast, that's for sure.

You won't be trying this then?
www.ipernity.com/doc/isisbridge/46075454

If I were to try, I'd end up in A&E. I will if you want me to, but we'll first make sure that an ambulance is ready and waiting.

Sorry, pedestrian zone, but I'll have the camera ready.