Please adhere to social distancing..
Sanitise hands upon entering and exiting.
(Have fun?)

It's been ascertained that Covid is transmitted by airborne particles only. It's time that this hand-sanitising nonsense, therefore, is finally put to rest. Not to mention the completely unnecessary sanitising of furniture and just about everything else.

This ride must be spraying it all over the street, then.

What about church door handles? Surely there must be a high risk of cross infection?