In udder words, yes.

Oh, bullocks! I didn't realise I was talking to such a goose.

Yet another Winter has come and gone with no hoped-for snow, and I've not been to Oxford for over 18 months.

You don't appear to have been on any coach trips to London since the lockdown. Has this made any difference?

I've had two appointments cancelled and now they've given me a telephone appointment.
But at least I won't have to wear a stupid mask.

Wearing a mask improves my appearance, nowadays.

So does my snood.

Perhaps, though I don't often wear it.

You might be exempt from government gagging because of your health conditions.

I doubt it, and anyway I like having my face hidden by a gag (even if it steams up my glasses) - it's a good virtue signal and saves me from having to smile at people.

Bad virtue signal. People might mistake you for a Liberal.