Is this the same guy?
www.ipernity.com/doc/isisbridge/46067360

He shunned those shorts that showed his knees
To sport some tight and skinny kegs
But he still dances with those fleas
With lithe and very bendy legs.

I bet those legs have been around
And do they ever touch the ground?
His music touches young and old
I'll ask him out when I feel bold!

Kegs are for jigging when days get too parky
And lively long limbs are not quite so sparky.
But ask the lad out and he'll be a touch snarky,
If not tuned in to such wicked malarky.