Oh policeman with your sock so green
To arrest me, it would be so mean,
So pepper spray stay inside your pocket
And I'll pop you into my locket.

A plonk, not a plod, I think you'll find,
The female species of the kind.
This one has a ladies' sock,
Not your usual policeman's knock.

A he or a she, it's hard to tell,
If you cannot gauge the foot size too well.
I might be guilty of hateful misgend'ring,
The worst crime of all when it comes to offending.