One morning in Jericho with the weather set fair
I noticed you had changed the colour of your hair;
Your features and clothing they looked very mod
As you tucked into a bowl of chips and a cod.

The colour was changed by an act of God
(And not from eating too much cod).
It used to be a chestnut bay,
But now it's fifty shades of grey.

chip shop protests:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhvMPRHMEmU