The comedy gold title is eluding me right now. It normally jumps out at me. P(l)ease feel free to offer a suitably whimsical title for my photo and you never know - I might put your name up in lights. If I can't do the lights, you realise it will be peas? This was what you might call playing with food down in Patterdale, The Lake District a few years ago. The waitress took this in her stride. White Lion Inn 15th April 2011.