Hey, Marcel. You going to the party tonight?
Ne sais pas, Claude. My girl isn't around.
Where is the beautiful Ms. Ravioli?
I wish I knew. I have to practically beg her.
Beg her to do what?
Get. Over. Here.
You didn't include the B-word in that request, did you?
Moi? I would never! I use only the most polite fucking language!
Why did I even ask?