Excuse me comrade. Is that a Marxist/Leninist tract you're reading?
A what? Oh, no, it's the latest Scandinavian murder mystery.
That hardly sounds like good party material.
Oh, it is, it is. Without a doubt.
You mean, it's been approved?
Oh, I'm certain of it, yes.
What is it's political viewpoint?
I dunno. But the sex is awesome.
There's. . . sex in it?
The best!
Politcally progressive sex, right?
Absolutely.
May I, er, borrow it? When you're done, I mean?
Sure thing.
I won't tell anyone.
Me neither.