Where are we, Herr Doktor?
Good question, my boy. In fact, the only question.
Meaning what?
Meaning, take your pick of where you want to be.
Huh?
You see those portals, stretching into infinity?
They're portals? Ok.
It's my latest invention! Each one opens into a different version of the universe!
Cool!
And different version of you.
You mean. . .
Exactly. They're doors to the multiverse. An infinite number of doors! And you are going to be the first to visit!
M-m-me? But but how do I know which one to go through?
You don't. And once you're in, you're gone from this world.
Forever?
I promise to try and bring you back. Eventually.
But Doktor! I like the life I've got!
Oh tut tut! Now, off you go! I'll take a picture of you just before you disappear. Science!