Slave! I need you!
Yes, lord Ba’al.
I’ve finished by autobiography. You may examine it.
Ok. Wait. What's this? You're calling it 'God of All Gods'?
Indeed! An accurate title, if I do say so myself!
Pretty self-important, even for you, lord.
My people love me!
Based on what evidence?
Your point?
May I be frank?
If that’s your name.
Actually it’s Kothar-Wa-Khasis. But you can call me Kevin.
Whatever.
Anyway. You may recall that your godly ass was kicked out of heaven ages ago.
And look at all the suffering mankind has endured since! When I think of what might have been!
You mean from here at the used car lot?
The miserable souls and tortured wretches I could have saved!
Except those you suckered into buying a shitty used car, right?
Yes, of course. Except for them.