Pretty interesting way of storing your vinyl, Sid.
Storing? Ha ha! No way, Alvin! I'm warding off evil spirits!
You don't say. You've been experiencing, uh, issues, with spirits? I mean, evil ones?
Oh man! It was bad! But now, life is a breeze!
Good to know. Well, I stopped by to pick up that Ornette Coleman album you borrowed last year. Got it handy?
Ornette Coleman? Let's see. Oh yeah! It's up there! Right next to Charles Lloyd's 'Love In.' Very powerful magic!
Cool. Now can I have my record back?
Oh man. I can't interrupt the ethereal energy, man! That just won't do!
Hmmm. I see. Can you maybe replace it with this 45? The Fendermen. "Mule Skinner Blues."
Wow! A classic! That might work!
Good.
I'll hold the ladder for you. I got a thing about heights you see.
That too, eh?
What can I say? I got a complicated mind.
That's one way to describe it.