Here we have it! Your next home!
You're renting this out?
The penthouse suite! Truly the showpiece of the place.
But it's a hay loft!
Designed to re-imagine rural living for the 21st century! Exciting, eh?
Do you allow pets?
Oh, no, we couldn't do that. Can't take the risk of damage.
And the bats don't like company, right?
Not so much.