Where have you been?
Oh, just exploring.
Abandoned ruins?
Well, yeah.
Not all alone, were you?
Sure. What could go wrong?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Well, there was that time when I accidentally fell into a hole in the floor.
I remember.
And, of course, that other time, getting partially impaled on some rusty rebar.
Just bad luck.
Why are you interested?
I'm compiling data for my new theory.
Oh? What theory is that?
I think I'll name it after you.
A theory named after me? Awesome!.
You may not think so when you see it. Assuming you survive that long.