Hey man, how's it going?
I'm good.
I'm just checking up on you. See if you need anything to fix up your place.
Nope, I'm set.
Really? Because it looks like you could use some new stuff in here.
New? No man. The last thing I want is anything that's, you know, "new."
Ok. Well, how about "functional?" Not to go completely overboard, but what do you think about that?
Hmmm. You may be onto something there.