I'd like a room please.
A room? I'm not sure I understand.
I been on the road. I'm tired. I need a room. Got it?
I see, however, we don't have any, er, rooms, for use by the public.
Hey! You sayin' I need a reservation? Well reserve this!
Sir! Please put that away. There's no need for. . . violence.
Good. I need clean sheets and quiet. Can you manage that?
I'll see to it, sir.
And send a 6-pack around.
Very good, sir.
Nice and cold.
Of course.