Where've you been, Stanley?
Hi Edna. At confession.
How'd it go?
Actually, it was great!
Really?
Guess what Father Herb told me. All those things we do? Turns out, they're not a sin!
What? None of them?
Just about! Can you believe it?
Not even. . . you know.
Not even that! The lord doesn't care! Who knew?
Wow. And what about that other thing?
You mean. . . ?
Yeah.
Father Herb says forget it. That's a sin. Definitely.
It is?
Yeah. But screw it! That's what confession is for, right?
Yay!