Good morning, Herr Doktor. I heard you are back after all this time. You're looking very. . . well fed.
Yes, my boy, thank you. I've been conducting research on a major inquiry for a few years. In fact, I'm just finishing up my thesis for publication.
Really? What's the topic?
I have proven that the obesity of a country’s politicians is in direct correlation to corruption of its system. Remarkable, eh?
Wow. How did you do that?
I had to get myself elected.
You. . .
Then, as you can see, I put on a few pounds.
So you're saying. . .
I will definitely for sure put the money to good use.
You will?
Eventually. Not sure about the new airplane though.