how are you today, lord?
very well, archangel. just catching up on my reading.
oh? what?
humans' theories on the nature of the universe, the speed of light, that kind of thing.
they've got some interesting ideas, don't they?
quite. one of these days, maybe they'll realize that the speed of light is irrelevant. it's the speed of darkness that's the key to everything.
care to give them a hint?
hey, I've been giving them hints for millennia. let them figure it out. that is, if they can ever stop killing each other.
they are a violent race, aren't they.
it's idiotic. but that's their problem. anyway, I have other things to think about. I'm having dinner with zeus and artemis tonight.
oh? where?
their place. olympus. it's a little quaint, but the clouds are nice.
shall I call for a chariot?
no need. I already ordered an uber.
so convenient.
works for me.