come see what I've unearthed, my boy! isn't it exciting?
what are they, doktor?
obviously, these ancient timbers are all that remains of an indigenous civilization that dwelt on these shores. miraculously, they've somehow survived for millennia.
gee. that's old. what was their purpose?
they appear to be religious artifacts or symbols. no doubt for use in worshipping some bogus sky god or other.
so these people were completely ignorant and backward, right?
oh yes. they would have had only a very rudimentary understanding of the nature of the universe and their place in it.
I guess mankind has come a long way since then.
without a doubt, praise the lord.
to whom all praise is due?
naturally.