:) made me smaile

Thanks. The thing about bicycles is that they only need half a chance.

Flann O’Brien’s theory that those who spend lots of time on bicycles get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycles as a result of the interchanging of the atoms seems to explain this phenomenon.

Ah yes; you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles...when a man lets things go so far that he is more than half a bicycle, you will not see him so much because he spends a lot of his time leaning with one elbow on walls or standing propped by one foot at kerbstones.