You don’t like the word intifada? Oh, you poor mentally unstable thing(s). Here’s some alternatives, then:
Uprising. Insurrection. Rebellion. Mutiny. Insurgence. Revolt. Revolution. Civil disobedience. Agitation.
And, push come to shove: Putsch, Tremors and even Agitation.
Now go ban them all, you brainless bunch of big girl’s blouses. I’m sure the ADL, AIPAC and even the good old Institute will be delighted.
Have a nice day.
PS. The small Squiggle advocacy for free teddy bears is a jolly good idea. Never underestimate the subversive power of teddy bears.