That’s it, chaps. One more poster and we’re done. Here we are introducing to you and proposing as candidates for the General Election 2015, UK (a junior branch of Transatlantic Exceptionalities Inc.):
Spartacist League 0.2 Gibbets, Imogen and Rudolph, renegade Uncouth Larvae, lately of the Final Void.
They run an ideology-free shindig. They pledge free Belgian chocolate, free drinks, free drugs and free high-cholesterol takeaways for everybody. A full restoration of a universal, free, and Big Pharma-free NHS to be implemented forthwith. They are also quite keen on letting every Tom, Dick, Harry and Johnny Foreigner into the country because a) It's a good prophylactic against inbreeding and b) It SO irritates Nigel Farrago and the Daily Mail.
Loosely aligned to:
Emiliano "The Mexican" McFluff, of the Rosa Luxemburg Lives! Conventicle
Zorro the WonderDog, of the Free Bones & Biscuits Party
Edwina the Singing Chicken, of the Loopy Fringe Chamber Ensemble
Tampopo, the Educated Whale, of the Sleeping with Fishes Cabal.
Their motto is:
Life is too short and ideologies are for peasants. Eat, drink, smoke yourself silly and be merry for tomorrow... who gives a toss? Carpe diem, mate, the party’s on us!