OK, the back story: I was introducing my granddaughter to the Instructables web site on the computer, a set of user uploaded 'how to' do just about anything pages. Instruction on how to build a dog house, do your nails, build a boat, program a raspberry pi computer, etc., etc., etc.

Well she started a search for projects about dog and happened to pass one explaining how to pick up a dog (not by the scuff of the neck, not by the tail, etc.).

The above is not quite what they had in mind. :-)