What makes a horse sneeze?
Hay fever.

This photo was taken by a Minolta Autocord Seikosha-MX (Chiyoko) TLR medium format film camera with it's Chiyoko Rokkor 75mm f/3.2 & 3.5 twin lenses using Fuji Reala 100 film, the negative scanned by an Epson Perfection V600 and digitally rendered with Photoshop.