Minding my own business while strolling by Pier 39, I witnessed a terrifying scene. A mutant crab was on a rampage preparing to devour an innocent couple who were unaware of the imminent danger. Before shouting out a warning I took this photo. As we fled, I saw the beast attacking a passing streetcar and causing panic before it scuttled away and slipped back into the murky waters of San Francisco Bay. To keep the wider public from hysteria, news of this incident has been suppressed.
I enjoy crab as much as anyone else, but I am not accustomed to being on their menu! Let it be known that danger lurks in the nearby waters.
Perhaps the effects of Fukushima radiation have finally come to fruition?

This photo was taken by a Kiev 88C medium format film camera and a MIR-26B 3.5/45mm lens using Kodak Ektar 100 film, the negative scanned by an Epson Perfection V600 and digitalized with Photoshop.