Domes Bond: "What is this? According to my map there should be a beach and a holiday hotel right here!"

Pongo: "I thought this was supposed to be a bird watching holiday - and sleeping in a tent."

Domes Bond: "I meant watching pretty ladies in swimsuits on a beach. And sleeping in a fancy hotel."

Pongo: "Well, maybe you should have used GPS instead of an old pirate map..."