The poor chap has a swollen knee. Has he walked all the way from Shepperton?

So he has. He might have walked from anywhere but was already sitting there when I arrived. With his own face, that was -



I intended to airbrush him out completely, then realised that he added interest to the picture, so I just gave him a new and tramp-like face. Its real owner, contrary to appearances, is an ex-public schoolboy and a classicist.

I thought tramps always carried a red and white spotted handherchief on the end of a stick.

Yes they do. But rather than "tramp-like", I really meant "yokelish" or "eccentric local character".

I've met a great many eccentrics in my life, but I've yet to spot one of those hankies.

They're already spotted.

To make him look more yokelish I've removed his spectacles.

Remarkable photo and lighting.

Magnificent shot! HBM!