Wow! There must be a few packets in there!

Really! This distribution point probably supplies two or three counties in the boondocks, here. Just guessing, but seems likely.

Hasn't this expedition made you hungry?

It did, actually. This morning I woke up craving tortilla chips and a big tub of salsa! Thanks, Ronald! ;-)

My girlfriend will happily polish off a BIIIIG bag of Doritos with a tub of hummus as a dip - and she could do this on the next few nights as well and she stays as thin as a rake!

Ah, those were the days, when I could be thin as a rake and eat whatever I wanted. Sigh...let me get up and snag another cinnamon twist...

Thank you, Andy!

These days I think I would have to sigh, then lie down before I twisted another cinnamon snag ... or whatever it is that you do in Oregon! ... sounds daunting!
But, whatever, my girlfriend would be onto her 6th bag of Doritos and 3rd tub of hummus and she wouldn't have given me even the naryest of glances throughout my contorted travails.