UHHHH YEAH! SURE Yahoo...what do you think? I'm a dumbfuck like all of YOU?!?!?!
I totally forgot I had a family member in Nigera!
Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:49:05 -0400
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
From the! Records of outstanding contractors due for
Payment with the Federal
Government of Nigeria, your Name was attached as the
next of kin to one of our
late contractor. your payment has been discovered as
next on the list of
payment. So I wish to inform you that your payment is
being processed and will
be released to you as soon as you respond to this
letter.
Also be advised that because of too many contractors
that I have to pay at
this final quarter of the year, you will only receive
the sum of us$10,
000,000, ten Million United States Dollars. So that I
will be able to pay
other contractors, but my promise is that I will make
sure that you receive
your balance later. Kindly re-confirm to me the
followings:
1. Your full name.
2. Phone, fax and mobile #.
3. Company name, and address.
4. Profession, age and marital status.
5. Copy of int'l passport.
As soon as this information is received, your payment
will be made to you in a
certified bank draft or wired to your nominated bank
account directly from
Central Bank of Nigeria. You can reply me through me
direct alternative email
address ( cbninformationdesk_offices@yahoo.se ) as
soon as you receive this
letter for further discussion Get back to me
immediately.
Regards,
Prof. Chukwuma C. Soludo, CFR.
Executive Governor,
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
Delete Reply Forward Spam Move...
I did exactly as Sara suggests, one time. I just bounced every f****ing message of them, cussing their behinds to Kingdom Come (don't think, I coulnd't cuss, if I have to). I did so on a message board dedicated to fight hoaxes like this one and more subtle, "clever" ones. I must have overdone it to some extent, because I GOT BOOTED from that forum.
How weird is that? It's like telling the police about a drunk driver, who just hit your car, mamed your kids, who were safely buckled up, and the police FUCKING PULLED ____YOU____ OVER INSTEAD!!! That's how weird this felt.
So... be careful about your kin of *attempting some political correctness here* African-American descent ROFLLMAO ;-)
Oh I've heard ya cuss plenty ;))) so can totally believe it :-D
it amazing how when you try to do the right thing sometimes...*you* are perceived to be in the wrong...CRAZY!
True, at first I thought something wasn’t right... But then they explained to me there had been an albino in the family! So we made a nice trip to Africa. I must say, the people of the Central Bank of Nigeria were a pleasure to deal with ... very courteous, very knowledgeable.
After we’d returned home we bought a house and a new car. Nice! The rest we put on the bank –the Central Bank of Nigeria, of course. We can get very old, and have no financial trouble at all.
I didn’t quit my job for fear that would attract undue attention. So please consider my story confidential.
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Sherry ~ Rebujito said:
I totally forgot I had a family member in Nigera!
Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:49:05 -0400
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
ATTN: HONOURABLE CONTRACTOR,
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.CONTRACT
#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.
From the! Records of outstanding contractors due for
Payment with the Federal
Government of Nigeria, your Name was attached as the
next of kin to one of our
late contractor. your payment has been discovered as
next on the list of
payment. So I wish to inform you that your payment is
being processed and will
be released to you as soon as you respond to this
letter.
Also be advised that because of too many contractors
that I have to pay at
this final quarter of the year, you will only receive
the sum of us$10,
000,000, ten Million United States Dollars. So that I
will be able to pay
other contractors, but my promise is that I will make
sure that you receive
your balance later. Kindly re-confirm to me the
followings:
1. Your full name.
2. Phone, fax and mobile #.
3. Company name, and address.
4. Profession, age and marital status.
5. Copy of int'l passport.
As soon as this information is received, your payment
will be made to you in a
certified bank draft or wired to your nominated bank
account directly from
Central Bank of Nigeria. You can reply me through me
direct alternative email
address ( cbninformationdesk_offices@yahoo.se ) as
soon as you receive this
letter for further discussion Get back to me
immediately.
Regards,
Prof. Chukwuma C. Soludo, CFR.
Executive Governor,
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
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renovatio06 said:
How weird is that? It's like telling the police about a drunk driver, who just hit your car, mamed your kids, who were safely buckled up, and the police FUCKING PULLED ____YOU____ OVER INSTEAD!!! That's how weird this felt.
So... be careful about your kin of *attempting some political correctness here* African-American descent ROFLLMAO ;-)
Sherry ~ Rebujito replied to renovatio06:
it amazing how when you try to do the right thing sometimes...*you* are perceived to be in the wrong...CRAZY!
Kees said:
After we’d returned home we bought a house and a new car. Nice! The rest we put on the bank –the Central Bank of Nigeria, of course. We can get very old, and have no financial trouble at all.
I didn’t quit my job for fear that would attract undue attention. So please consider my story confidential.
Sherry ~ Rebujito said: