thanks for the laughs! though i really believe in the top one. i not only agree with it, i always laugh at seeing people have issues and a store employee having to come help them. i've always wondered why, as a customer, i would want to do the store's work. besides, i love chatting with the checkout person and/or the people in line. it's called having a community (much better than screaming at a machine...)

I agree wholeheartedly with the first one, June.

I never use the things ... they do people out of jobs.

Two is best, one I agree with, I am not paid by the store.

Here is one for you to say thanks for the laugh.

Chinese Sick Leave

Ho Chow calls into work and say, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’

The Boss says, ‘You know something HO Chow, I really need you today, When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’

Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. ‘I do what you say and feel great, I be at work soon.
You got nice house.’

LOL....Thanks John, that's a good one.

Good laughs June. Alright I am two days late for the weekend but they are just as good on a Monday!