Started 10 December 2015

At last night's presidential debate

After break she came back a bit late

They started without her

no one had to out shout her

Everyone said it was great!

There was a contender named Trump

Who spoke, off the cuff from the stump

What he says doesn't matter

but the media's sadder

'cause in the polls his ratings don't sump.

There once was a woman named Hillary

With a husband named something like Billery.

Who used to be prez,

so can I be she sez,

'cause the press is my heavy artillery.

And then there's that guy name of Sanders,

Whose argument often meanders

Says the job is my right

Since I fought the good fight

'gainst all of those right wing Ayn Randers.

And we mustn't forget old Jeb Bush

Whose knickers are all in a twist

He's not a contender

His leads were too slender

He lacks the political push.

Also in the line up's Ted Cruz

An interesting man, win or lose

He leans to the right

and he's willing to fight

So Cruz is the one I would choose.

And then there's the woman named Hillary
Who opponents she'd be happy to pillary
But draw win or lose
She's sip her some booze
and go home and assault her dear Billery

The Republican field narrows down
Looks like Trump is the winner this round.
With comments quite tasteless
That Dems say are racist
None the less he is beating them down.

Last that I head was that the Hillary show

Won 6 coin tosses in a row

Wrapping up all the deligates

In spite of the voters rates

And Bernie was just there for show.

Political Limericks are fun

But the problem is once you've begun

When you try to stop

In you head with a pop

You'll find another and funnier one!