edna, I'm home!
stanley! where have you been?
oh my god! traffic was awful. the bridge was out!
what bridge?
you know, the one I take as a shortcut?
shortcut? you weren't in that old factory again, were you? that's not for cars, stanley! or even people!
well, I use it to get to the parking lot. used to, I mean.
used to?
it, uh, sort of fell down, I guess.
it fell? and where were you?
I didn't do it! it wasn't me! I was hardly even there! much.
was anybody hurt?
you mean besides me falling. . . I mean, no! nobody!
why are your pants ripped?
what? oh. tough day at the office. very tough.
hmmm. apparently.
gets worse all the time.