slave! I need you!
yes, lord ba'al.
look at this garbage text someone sent to me!
a text? let's see. "they demolished the sacred pillar of ba'al, then tore down his temple and made it into a latrine, which it is to this day."
well?!
it's a quote from the bible, lord. 2 Kings 10:27.
it's trash! heresy!
it kind of sounds like a threat. who sent it?
you know who.
you mean, jehovah? he texted you?
I knew I should have given him a better price on that '49 Mercury.
and maybe disclosed the defective oil pump?
that too.