I'd like to open an account.
very well. is this your first time at our bank?
no. I've had accounts here before, but they were all. . . purged.
purged? I don't understand.
you took the money.
how unfortunate. I assume there was a good reason.
there was. the bank I robbed didn't like me earning interest on their money. not that I blame them.
yes, of course. how much do you wish to deposit today?
all of it in this paper bag. I haven't had time to count it. in fact, I don't want to touch it.
no?
I hate that exploding blue dye.
exploding. . .
so where do I sign?
right here, sir.
I don't suppose you got any money in that drawer?
you wish to make a withdrawal?
yeah. all you got.
all. . .
and no exploding thingies, ok?
of course not, sir.
great.